Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hey bloggy world...here's to distratcions

So, I finally bit the bullet and decided to start a bloggy blog. The reasons for this choice are rather vast...

1) It's a new year (w00t, w00t 2013!!) so why not try documenting the happenings in my life in a new and fun way...hopefully.
2) It's day one of my Special K Challenge and needed something to do during my lunch break to distract me from the throbbing hunger pangs in my stomach.

Diet Nazi -- Similar to the Soup Nazi dude only
WAY MORE  terrifying and he works for
Kellogg's developing meal (starvation) plans

Seriously, I could eat my arm. Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "Sara, don't be dumb. It's lunch time, so go eat." And here, my dear friends, is where the problem lies...I've already eaten the meager lunch allowed by the plan, which I will now fondly refer to as the Diet Nazi. I'm REALLY hoping the Diet Nazi lays off and stops tap dancing in my gut sometime during the next two weeks or my poor hubby is going to deal with one very, very HANGRY wifey. 

han • gry (han-gree) A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state.

Yep, that's where I'm at. Only hangry doesn't seem strong enough...I'm adding come up with a stronger word for my-insides-are-eating-themsevles-because-there's-no-food-in-my-belly-but-just-flippin'-ate hunger to my to-do list...stay tuned for that development because whatever I come up with is CERTAIN to be awesome. I'm a communication major after all.

If nothing else, this sorry excuse for a meal plan has prompted me to join the interwebs. Here's to day two being better, and a new start to 2013 with a new bloggy blog. For the sake of my limbs, I promise to update when starving...

4 comments:

  1. You are hilarious and awesome. <3

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  2. You must be HANGRY...you have a typo in your heading, my dear! So not like you!

    I started Weight Watchers this week. After seeing AP's amazing results, I figured it was worth a shot. The points system allows you to have points free foods like fruit when you're hungry (hangry?) so it hasn't been too bad. It seems like something I can stick to since its basically just a low-calorie, healthier choice-making system instead of a starvation device.

    Also started doing Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred a few days ago. Hubby and I were both cursing at the tv this morning because my EVERYTHINGS hurt!

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  3. Ann, I would start my first post of my new blog with a typo in the heading. From what I've heard hunger also prohibits your brain from functioning at its highest level.

    Good luck with WW. AP did kill it with WW. I debated it, but I'm not quite willing to put out the cash. Maybe after I devour my limbs while attempting to stick to this plan, I'll realize the cost for WW would've been easier to swallow....than an arm. :) ha ha ha pun SO intended :)

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  4. Super Love! I'll be following you:)

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